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THIS SITE VOTED, one of the TOP 10 Sites,
for having to most stuff + junk:
Major changes coming soon, by order of "The Son of the KING, the Creepy T one"
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a
bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and
prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric
when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large
group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the
shit out of him.
A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"
Mama answered, "Not yet."
THIS SITE IS GOING
TO TAKE OVER (OR FILL) THE INTERNET!
King Ralph!!
MUST BE 21 OR OLDER TO LOOK AT THIS SITE
WHY YELLING AT A MAN DOESN'T WORK
What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON
blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES
blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW
Subject: RALPH"S Motto
I think I will do this .
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, cigar in one hand, favourite beer or Rye + Coke in the other, body thoroughly
used up, totally worn out, and screaming 'WOW -- What a ride!'"
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THIS SITE IS GOING
TO TAKE OVER (OR FILL) THE INTERNET!
King Ralph!!
MUST BE 21 OR OLDER TO LOOK AT THIS SITE
COOL PERSON TEST
This is why I'm so tired. For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of
sleep, not enough sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, ear wax
build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out
the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked!
Here's why: The population of Canada is 30 million.
11 million are retired.
That leaves 19 million to do the work.
There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5 million to do the work.
Of this there are 3 million employed by the federal government, leaving 10.5
million to do the work!
1 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing terrorists.
Which leaves 9.5 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 7 million people who work for Provincial and city
governments.
And that leaves 2.5 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving 2,024,000
to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on Employment
Insurance and Welfare.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.Thanks, Ralph
Sites Regina
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Enjoy paying your taxes--they're due again.
This section is Year ONE Of My WEB SITE!
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Ralph's Lawsuit-----
Ralph calls his lawyer and asks... "With all the lawsuits
going on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear people are
suing cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing
McDonalds because they got fat." Lawyer: "And which one of those
categories do you fit under?"
Ralph: "Neither. I just want to know if I can sue Molson's for
all the ugly women I've slept with?"
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Orgasmic Simulation.
How does the other sex experience pleasure
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You've always wondered how the other sex experiences an
orgasm... Do you want to see the difference? Then try
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Positive thought for the day...
When you feel that nobody loves you,
Nobody cares for you,
And everyone is ignoring you,
You should really ask yourself...
Am I TOO sexy?
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FOR ALL THOSE MEN WHO SAY;
"Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?"
Here's an update for you. Now-a-days 80% of women are against marriage. WHY?
Because women realized, it's not worth buying an entire pig;
Just to get a little sausage.
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